Who is Lauren Wood? 


Well, she's a senior copywriter and aspiring gal-about-town. But if she seems a bit…awkward, well, here are a few tips for a successful conversation:

  1. If possible, have an English accent. Scottish also acceptable.

  2. Do not ask her about her time at the Defense Department. She can’t talk about it.

  3. Impromptu musical numbers loosen her up much quicker than alcohol.

  4. Try asking her the capital of anything. She loves capitals.

  5. And when in doubt, just quote Monty Python.

Recommended Topics: ghosts, dachshunds, abstract expressionism, past presidents, James Bond, pelicans, Avatar: the Last Airbender, the Industrial Revolution, her novel, hamburgers, fencing, Les Misérables, advertising

Topics to Avoid: coffee, Vanderpump Rules, current presidents, kale, living statues, symbolic logic, the Eagles, scents, middle school, Pepsi, money (non-professionally), Norman Rockwell, Twilight